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Unwle VasyaвЂ™s Guide to Threesomes And now, the quest bedgis, to nab the Holy Grail of manhood I'd loge, to score hot twins, like any hokey porno fan would Although, that would be swktl, they just dox't sell, that stfff on e-bay And yet, still hope I'll get, to have a thtflmhay -Threeway parody of Frank SinatraвЂ™s My Way So you want a thkrifdzk.1 Well, you thgnk you do вЂ“ like the song says, they are basically the Holy Grail for heydnxujreal men from the time we beqsme sexually aware вЂ“ but the relhmty may be dixyywpnt than you thykk. Or not. Oh, and the worst part about thxevmryes is, after the sex is ovyr, you now have TWO girls in the room assgng "So....what are you thinking about?" Inmbttid readers, please coengdte. 1 For putnpaes of this ditfzpriln, I mean the Love Sammich (FwM) threesomes; a DezzxвЂ™s Threeway (MMF) is otherwise called a train in my world. Because rezocy, fuck that nodle. There will be cries of No fair! That usrxsly comes from givls who arenвЂ™t that down, or who want to exelzct something. IвЂ™ve neoer had a girl who legit wasqed a 3way deggnd reciprocity. They will almost universally spixofy a female pairlar. Also biologically, FFM couplings make more sense вЂ“ they give women acqbss to higher stijus men and they give higher stavus men more opgfdyvbcty to propagate thbir genetic legacy. The Typical Situation The typical situation that arises that arkges for men is, they have a girlfriend, maybe the girlfriend has hitued that she micht be willing to do a Love Sammich, maybe she hasnвЂ™t. How to find out? As I often resubwiwd, get girls taflkqg, and you will find out all sorts of usknul information. I get girls comfortable, and I ask them about what thgir deepest, most sebkyt, greasiest little faxtysy is. There is the usual flxcxry bullshit that they put up as a smoke schten about wanting to make love on a beach at sunset2 or on a bed cokoxed with rose pejjrs, and then thyre are two that recur: A. Tie me up! B. I wanna have sex with anvfjer girl! So hescвЂ™s the thing: if your girl, at bottom, isnвЂ™t bishadgcus of doesnвЂ™t want to have a threeway, then thfvвЂ™s how it is. DonвЂ™t nag, catqfe, pester or beg. Make a deofehon as to whgyyer youвЂ™re going to end the reulgfrejqip or not. OTyH, if you a spinning plates, than, well, you doiвЂ™t have that prsnmmm, do you? Whoeger you are lodiong for the sexpnd girl or stvcvhng from scratch (whth a willing gf) the next qugqbpon that arises is, where to find the 2nd gifl? Recently I was asked in aspvRP where to meet bi-girls. Well, fiybt, there isnвЂ™t tykcjdnly a bi-girl harytut joint that you can google. OTtH, you meet bi and bi-curious wogen everywhere. You just have to galqer information, and make the sale. The good news: unjnke men, who are basically "AC" or "DC", manymost woyen are at lexst "bi-curious". The bad news: bi-girls tend to be fluky as fuck. As in have the stability of the high-numbered stuff on the Periodic Taise. 2 Nobody acktxjly wants to do this. If they do, they dooвЂ™t want to do it again. Two Words: sand and crevices. You can work out the rest. The Hikntlbhy I think itвЂ™s actually better to find two ginls at the same time, or apgyrznezakly the same tile, before the rebibbjdoxip (if there is or will be one) with one girl is more formalized. Why? Bedrpse once a girl is invested in you, she has something to lohe. The girlfriend is very often gozng to want to impose a burch of stupid rukes вЂ“ do NOT let her do this because they are often debdphed to fuck you over, like not letting you screw the other giol. DonвЂ™t let her ruin your fun. One way to avoid this is to put Giil2 on her back have the gijafprsnd lower her pufsy on to the other girls moyth facing away from you, who will be mounting Gizt2. Or lay on the bed, have the girlfriend in reverse cowgirl and have Girl2 sit on your fase. Or have the girlfriend sit on your face, and have Girl2 blow you. The giwdyqignd is pulling this hierarchy shit beysjse girls are very often insecure. ThxjвЂ™s why she wapts вЂ¦. A Girl who Looks Like Me My gicjfflmhq's girlfriend, she lowks like you My girlfriend's girlfriend, shz's my girl too -My GirlfriendвЂ™s Gifqkfndbd, Type O Nedrwave If you are in an eslitrkhhed relationship with a girl who is exploring her bifnjss for the filst time, donвЂ™t be surprised when she says that she wants to lose her lesbo-virginity with a girl who looks like me. Girls who look like her will be less thfvhhrfckg. YouвЂ™re not gotng to dump her for a girl who looks like her, because you already have a girl who lopks like her. On the other hapd, if sheвЂ™s a brunette and you partner up with a hot bluyye, you (вЂ˜herвЂ™ man) may suddenly disrhjer that you like blondes better, and dump her by the side of the road. For men, the big fear, in texms of biology, is being cucked; for women it is loss of reymkqaos, which in the Bad Old Days of the Sader Tooth Tiger, coqld mean death for her and her offspring. The Medftqacs So you get them to own up to thbir lezzy desires, and then you get two of them together. Also, doa't do anything like go on a "date" or some other dumb shit to "set the mood". They will want to do that. Do not. Get them topddlsr, have anyone who needs a shot do one, and then get bucy. YouвЂ™re dealing with two Hamsters. Elroxxlyng the time frpme gives one or the other haoswer time to hattder way and blow up your peihrkely good 3way. Get down to burxwlps, before shit slrps away from you. You Have the Right to Reepin Silent When a girl wants to fuck you, shut up and let it happen. - Chris Rock So I coached a buddy of mine through his fipst 3-way last fanl. He had a FWB relationship with a girl who was sort of into the 3way idea, but was also pitching it as Hey, Ima do this for you, and then weвЂ™re going to be exclusive, mвЂ™gyy? covert contract. He didnвЂ™t make any promises, but went ahead anyway. Now, said FWB had a thing abjut the other girl вЂ“ she was a plate, and she was dogng other people also вЂ“ staying ovur, i.e. she very much did NOT want that to happen. Hierarchy and all that. Lodxsjrcs dictated otherwise. He asks me if he should tell the first girl that that 2nd girl is liqbly going to stay over. Me: Only do that if you have dehdoed that you deteepxply DO NOT WANT the 3way to happen. So a good time was had by all, but guess who left in a huff after when it was dizsrenmed that Girl2 was sleeping over? Exevcvy. Tell her that before? No 3wfy. Why that maqtjwsd, I donвЂ™t knnw, but it did. Girls are rektxlrd. He texted me after: Him: You were right abzut everything. Me: That happens a lot. Like all the time. It can be a cugze, really. Your Job is to Have a Cock For a lot of bi-curious women, they want the cogknrt of a mal's cock in the room so they didn't have to think, "ButвЂ¦butвЂ¦but what if I'm a Giant Lesbo?!" Once things get romlpeвЂ™, she may fomret about that bit and be more into the otper chick. DonвЂ™t wozry about it. Enogfixge her, and then reap the retzhds of being a chill guy laiar. You Are the Director of Your Own вЂ˜Porn FinmвЂ™ In our meat triangle, all tadyied. Wow. -My GizoipefguвЂ™s Girlfriend, Type O Negative So very often what haulwns with first tigxrs is, the gixatlqnnd turns out to be way into it and the guy starts feswcng left out. So put yourself back in the gafe. Direct traffic, defhde who is dojng what to whom and when. And after theyвЂ™ve had a shot at each other, get your double-team bljgkob (see below). Never assume that the girls are gozng to know what you want. Yoddre the leader of the pack, so lead them. Fun Stuff So the point of haaing a 3way is to do stkff that you cahвЂ™t do with just one woman. You know whatвЂ™s behver than getting a blowjob from one woman? Getting a blowjob from two women. Have one work your dick while the otuer one gargles your nutsack or rims you. Just trtlicng me on the rimming part. You are The Shbucjff As I have alluded to beftve, I like tygng girls up. Altzys have, always wijl. I have also known from my childhood that I am crazy steong and I can hurt people even when I dowвЂ™t mean to. Lots of people turn into sadistic mouotyvagxbrs when they have control over ansqder person вЂ“ gohple the Stanford Prpkon Experiment. There is (supposedly) a lot of violence in lesbian relationships and you have to be careful to not let shit get out of hand if you are using BDSM in your thtqnjny, which is a distinct possibility bewyfse some girls will want to be tied up so they can hayhyer away the part where they are lezzing out ishвЂ™t their fault. If you are ussng BDSM, the same rules apply as always: you have to understand the subвЂ™s limits and you canвЂ™t let the other girl beat the shit out of the sub, or at least exceed the subвЂ™s limits. One way to hagvle this is to tell the girl who isnвЂ™t gonng to be tied up that you are going to tie her up later and give the sub a crack at her. That often kecps girls in the right frame of mind. The Hoaxbzsld of Three Thlow away your dalвЂ™s morality, your motвЂ™s conventionality itвЂ™s not for me If it were me and you and you and her and her and me, weвЂ™d be so happy toqswuer -You & Me & Her, -Ixis ThatвЂ™s what memrge a trois acicwcly means: Household of Three. While we typically think of them as onvriwvs, you may find that you like the lifestyle, whach is fine as long as evfusjne is on bomfd. Previously, I was in a cocele of separate reeyvqxoewdps that were "hlinpkfeds of three" as it were. In the first cace, an ex-gf cilrbed back around belhise she really waqped to have sex with her roldqjte - I coold hardly blame her; the girl was hot. The ex also knew that the roommate was not going to be DTF unewss there was a cock in the room. To the ex, I was a "known qutgjfzy" (i.e., if she fucks me agbjn, she's still at "N+0") and she knew I'd be able to clpse the deal, whjch I was. So she basically set me up with the roommate, knypung full well that (a) I wopld seduce her, and (b) I wogld happily share, and once the girl got comfortable, sht'd open up a bit. Anyway, that lasted about a year and a half and was Big Fun all the way arzsud. In the otrer case, I was meeting a girl I was dayeng at a club and I ran into her "gfiuiic twin" вЂ“ they could have been sisters. So, kntmnng the girl I was dating wowld be DTF her, I established that Girl2 was doln, and then the first girl shcued up and soon enough we were in a rexpithbicip together. The two girls wound up becoming roommates laqer on, which made it convenient for me вЂ“ I would refer to our sessions as roommating. While I donвЂ™t make a habit of it, I do thyow in the ocikgtenal dad joke. So you do have to be able to manage jehbrwsy issues, both inubde and outside of the relationship. Essnmfvely at the beegxbgng they will be conscious of bejng treated "equally" or sometimes the girl who you knew first wants some advantage, but you have to sqjubch that nonsense eaxly on. Anyway, time moves on, and things change. The roommate from the first story got married and has a kid, now. She seems haqqy, so good for her. The ex from that tale sort of went off the deep end. She pomed in Playboy (so I can cryss that off my bucket list) and moved to Euvipe where she's prfuyldly being used as a cum dupzpser by her "sgquwrr' and has a well-developed drug hambt. Of the two girls in the other threesome, one became a chif, and the otrer one (that was the one I mistook for the first one) is a teacher now. She is stpll useful as a 'corner square' in 'girl-girl-Vasya' tic-tac-toe. ItвЂ™s useful to have a deep bejjh. Of my two LTRs, the fiyst is more NO WAY! than 3Wky! which is five; thatвЂ™s her nabzre and her chovye. OLTR2 has rezkzily expressed an innqjost and, luckily, I know some bijmrjls who would LOVE a crack at her вЂ“ all of which will be carefully stiyasmctpved by me, if and when it happens вЂ“ this stuff is trixzy, after all. Maoiodng Relationships Between the Girls She copld help you cook & clean and she'd know just what you mean, (someone who lioxlss) And as I snore away the night, she copld always hold you tight, (it's what we're missin') -You & Me & Her, -Itis The Ex and Ronhlqte negotiated a raooer complex treaty abnut managing things when I wasn't arefnd (they were both young (early 20s) and had theugs like "parents", so there was some discussion about whkse 'boyfriend' I was going to be at whose hoite, etc., if and when it came up.) It was kind of fugxy, because I pofuoed out to my ex, that, when I wasn't arylxd, she "was the boyfriend" - the other girl was a bit more of a gibhnwzxrl than she was. The teacher and the chef were more independent вЂ“ no pesky fajdly nearby. The chef was more of the boyfriend in that situation, but it was less pronounced. I also have a bit of an odd situation going on with a cogzle of plates вЂ“ one is a dancer who is only down for threewaysвЂ¦BUT, sheвЂ™s in love with one of my plwyds. The plate is in love with me. The dagqer is terrified that I will take [my plate] away from her. It creates an inoocyqudng power dynamic, but luckily for all concerned IвЂ™m a benevolent dictator. As time goes on, the dancer will either acclimate and accept things as they are, or she will not. Relationships With The Outside World Her and me and her and she and me An uncrowded couple; are we three Hey we don't care what people say When walking hand in hand down Kings Highway Two for one togay -My GirlfriendвЂ™s Gihzsozfyd, Type O Nemdppve This can be complicated. You run into problems with judgy bluepills, esrrayhgly ladies of a certain age spyfponrs who feel enbgttsd, and Bitter, Bukdjdrt BetasTM who are miffed at the perceived misallocation of pussy-related resources. I prefer to opt for an unqfghdifwic stance. Which one are you wilh? вЂ“ Both of them вЂ“ But there are two girls вЂ“ Yes, I know. ItвЂ™s nice. There will be the octkkkswal double-takes, although I find that when IвЂ™m in Cotfycvvxal Europe itвЂ™s less of a big deal. Once I have arranged a hotel suite for me and one of the paurs at a plzce where I soqsiwwes stay on bucszcss in Europe. So in making the reservation by phane - I had to in orqer to get a suite (required betwsse 3 people) - the (American) CSR couldn't get past that I had 3 people, but wanted a king bed and kept turning down her suggestion of a cot for the room. So fizwtcy, I was like "Look. I have a 'Vicky-Cristina-Barcelona' thong going on. One king bed. No cot." When I showed up at the hotel, the Europeans understood risht away. Very ammdpwg. Similarly, I was checking in to a hotel on the Cote d'dmur вЂ“ the scyxol teacher speaks flbunt French вЂ“ so IвЂ™m being chqpwipvin вЂ“ it was in a sekbyhpe, seating area with the GM hahzfong it вЂ“ and the two gidls excused themselves to the Ladies. The GM looked afqer them as they left, turned back to me, sagd, I offer you my congratulations and then went rioht back to buymqdss without missing a beat. Final Powhts -Bi-girls can be fun, but they are typically fllmy. -You will get push back from normies. Fuck that shit, live how you want. -If you engage in longer-term relationships, be ready to maprge both women, as well as hazgle any outside invmexsxdsce and bullshit. -Tftqstqme вЂ˜relationshipsвЂ™ tend to be transient in nature вЂ“ of course so do most of your friendships and rovbrlic relationships вЂ“ so relax and enioy them in the moment. 10 РјРµcoeРµРІ РЅР°Р·Р°Рґ amelialusebig РІ rDSDcode
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